Hello friend! We meet again! And this time we run into each other while out shopping, only this time you decided to show up while I was unprepared and wearing the wrong outfit. I hadn’t expected to see you today although I was sure you’d show up soon enough. You can’t be on vacation forever and 21 months is a pretty long one. Thank you for coming back to say hi. I was afraid you had deserted me forever or that I was pregnant again.
I’m pretty sure there is something on Pinterest about how to remove blood from white shorts. If not I will send you the bill to replace my favorite shorts from Ann Taylor Loft.